1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,580 Happy, happy Valentine's Day. 2 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,520 Whoa, happy, happy Valentine's Day, honey. How are you? 3 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,860 Yeah, right, happy Valentine's Day. 4 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,760 I'm sorry. 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,960 It's just not a good time of year for me. 6 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,440 Well, I guess I can relate to that. 7 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:41,780 You and I haven't had the greatest luck this year, and I think, well, that's why 8 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:42,780 I'm here right now. 9 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:50,040 That's why I know neither of us have any plans, and that's a little depressing. 10 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:56,200 You know, your mom's been gone for well over a year. She left with that little 11 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 boy toy of hers. 12 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,620 He's not fit to wash my socks and jerk off in them. 13 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,640 I am really sorry about your boyfriend, hon. 14 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,320 Don't remind me. 15 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:12,440 He didn't deserve you anyway. I don't even remember if he did anything for you 16 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,460 last Valentine's Day. 17 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,780 No, of course not. 18 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,480 God forbid he do anything for me. 19 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,880 Well, guess what? 20 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,600 What? 21 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,420 Your daddy did. 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,199 What, really? 23 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,760 Happy Valentine's Day, honey. 24 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:31,880 It's all for you. 25 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:35,930 You're welcome. I think it's better. 26 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:48,690 I just feel, I mean, you're 27 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:54,170 always telling me that I treat you like a little kid, and I just thought that 28 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:58,810 maybe this year would be a good, with everything you're going through. 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:07,020 I don't want to embarrass you, but I have heard you sort of, I guess, 30 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,539 occupying yourself in here with... Wait, what? 31 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,580 Well, you're a little loud, honey. 32 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:12,980 No! 33 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,380 You're grown up now. 34 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,280 You're an adult. We can talk. 35 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:22,120 And you know what? Hey, don't be embarrassed. I want you to know that I 36 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,560 toys, too. 37 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:30,940 I use toys too. You know, hey, I will go get mine just to show you and make you 38 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,940 not so uncomfortable. 39 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,780 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll be right back. 40 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,500 Oh, not that toy. 41 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,360 That one's dangerous. 42 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:56,650 Okay, okay. 43 00:02:57,650 --> 00:03:04,610 Hon, don't be weirded out, but I have one myself. I don't even 44 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,150 know what that is. 45 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:12,530 Well, it's sort of the male counterpart to that 46 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:16,010 vibrating dildo there. 47 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,510 And I want you to know that's top of the line. 48 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,570 I spared no expense for your happiness. 49 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:27,220 I figure if you're going to have a man in your life, that cares about you, it 50 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,600 should be your dad. 51 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,820 Well, why don't you open it up? Open it up. Come on. 52 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,620 Don't be afraid. 53 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:39,180 I'm excited here. I think it's great. 54 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:47,020 We're finally having a grown -up conversation, and you don't have to use 55 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,020 poor fingers anymore. 56 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,940 I'm just trying to keep it light. 57 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,840 Don't hurt yourself. 58 00:03:57,980 --> 00:03:59,600 I can't hurt myself. 59 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:01,980 It's easier to rip. 60 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:10,400 I should have sprung for the travel carry case, 61 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:17,519 but... Welcome gift, 62 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,560 Blake. 63 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:23,700 You're not grown up, but... No, let's be here. 64 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:30,160 That is a little bit terrifying, but I think it might be fun. A little bit. 65 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,400 It does need batteries, and the batteries are in the bag. 66 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,560 So you're just going to have to keep digging. 67 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,860 A little buried treasure for you. 68 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,920 And yes, that's good for water -based lube. 69 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,520 You don't want to deteriorate with oil -based. 70 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:52,540 I read that. 71 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,600 In Cosmo. I'm trying to be more hip. 72 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,800 I'm going to start dating soon. 73 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,960 You're never going to be hip. I'm on Tinder. 74 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:04,020 I know how these things work. 75 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,400 I have to be open -minded. 76 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,860 Wow. Tinder is so yesterday. 77 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,940 Well, I am old. 78 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:16,200 You're going to have to teach me where I should go. 79 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,920 You can barely work Facebook. 80 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,620 Hmm. Well. 81 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:32,620 I'm more interested in this toy here than the internet right now. 82 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh, goodness. 83 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:40,760 I've never actually worked anything like this before. I don't even know if I put 84 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,760 the batteries in right. 85 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:46,480 Well, it does come with instructions. 86 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,630 Mine is pretty self -explanatory. 87 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:03,650 I mean, it's the cover, but as you can see, it's functional. 88 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:10,170 You did it wrong, didn't you? 89 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:13,730 Yeah, well... Is this why you dropped out of college? 90 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:20,810 You don't have... I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 91 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:23,330 It's not, like, 92 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,210 labeled. 93 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,620 Are you going to break it? 94 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,760 Like most things are. 95 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,600 Okay. So I have to try to guess? 96 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:40,660 No, I see. I see. 97 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,920 Okay. 98 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,160 Sorry. 99 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:46,540 This might be why you can't get a date. 100 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,720 I can't believe I'm even related to you. 101 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 And neither can I. 102 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:58,670 Because I would have already had that thing in my butt by now. 103 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:02,510 You're so dumb. 104 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:07,810 I'm not the one that's having problems putting batteries in her brand new toy. 105 00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:11,890 I told you I've never used anything like this before. It's painfully obvious 106 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:15,650 it's going to be obvious to the whole world that you've never used one of 107 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:16,650 things. 108 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:20,810 Okay, let me turn it on. 109 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,200 I see a light. 110 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,420 Oh. There we go. 111 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,420 God, this thing is scary. 112 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,660 Oh. 113 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:40,040 Well, honey, it's supposed to do that, so I don't want you to be alarmed. I 114 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,660 know. I know. And you do have some lube here. 115 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,500 Okay. You've got... I mean, those batteries should last you at least 116 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,500 week. 117 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,260 So happy Valentine's Day, honey. I love you. 118 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,420 And... 119 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:59,090 I consider this our, I guess, our introduction to adult conversations in 120 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:04,730 future. And I will leave you alone so you can maybe play around with that. And 121 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:08,550 will, you know, just go ahead and talk to me whenever. 122 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:11,030 Okay. I'll see you. 123 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,270 All right. 124 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:13,910 Thanks, Dad. 125 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,250 You're welcome. 126 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:25,359 I mean, 127 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,440 he did go through the trouble of getting me killed. 128 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,780 Let's just try this thing out. 129 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,280 What is this thing? 130 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,120 This thing is crazy. 131 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,400 I wonder if she's enjoying that. 132 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:06,959 It's okay. 133 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,720 You don't have to stop. You don't have to stop. 134 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,240 Don't stop. 135 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,400 Don't stop. 136 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,260 No, don't stop. 137 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,160 I don't know. 138 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:28,740 I heard you. I heard you having fun in here. 139 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:36,920 And I was having a little fun myself, but... Are you 140 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,920 embarrassed? 141 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,270 You don't have to be. 142 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,350 You look a lot better than this toy. 143 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,310 Yeah. 144 00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:02,810 Why don't you keep showing me? Let me see. Well, um... Let me see. That looked 145 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:03,810 really good. 146 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,710 Um, I guess. Okay. 147 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,630 Do you have some more lube, or did you use it all? 148 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:11,390 Um, there's more. 149 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:12,730 Want to give me some? 150 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,940 We're both alone in that one, so I'm saving these. We'll make the best of it, 151 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:23,980 right? 152 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,280 It's not like we either of us have anything going on anymore. 153 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,260 God, 154 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:44,980 that looks good. 155 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,760 That feels good as it looks. 156 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,170 You're more beautiful than your mother ever was. 157 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,890 I don't know why I love this doctor either. 158 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:39,390 I can't believe I'm telling you this. 159 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,670 It feels... 160 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,320 to hold my toy for a minute. 161 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:30,510 Thanks, brother. 162 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,240 Oh. 163 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,300 toys and all the fucking and jerking. 164 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:45,980 That's good, but don't you think you'd like to let me fuck you now? 165 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:53,360 I don't know, Dad. I mean, haven't we kind of done a lot already? 166 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,040 Don't you think we're taking it a bit too far? 167 00:19:57,460 --> 00:20:01,720 Well, we've already done this much. We may as well do the rest. I know you want 168 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,900 to feel my cock in you. 169 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240 Oh, I don't know. 170 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:06,870 time. 171 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:38,490 Do you want to be? 172 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,200 Yes. Oh. 173 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,760 This is the best Valentine's Day I think I've had. 174 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:13,880 I don't know what I think I'd be. 175 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,220 Can't wait till next year. 176 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:22,200 You're pouring it out of me. 177 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,860 You like that, don't you? 178 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,699 I love you, sweetie. 179 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,280 I love you too, Dad.